Part 2

Sorry that i post this up late...because i'm kinda busy, dunno for what reason. Everytime when the holiday is near end, i seem to end up with alot of appointments and stuff to do ( dunno why le ) and it make me dun wan to go back to campus. So finally i can sit down and continue back my story.

From my last post, you all know that i have been to BM to sing K right? Do you all know why my friend choose BM instead of Penang (RedBox got LengLui ma) !! As Joanne was saying that BM karaoke outlet have alot of auntie and uncles visiting it. So why we 5malat lou give a damn to sing K in BM ( in BM we cannot cuci mata what )

Here is the story... Ohh that week was my friend's birthday week. His current status was temporary single without sex and he is very fucking pressure , desperate and have the urge to have sex. Since BM is so famous for it's China Girl so we just head to BM ( just like Euro Trip ). Then after done with singing we find a place to have supper + asking the route to China Girls Den.

So during supper we have this kinda conversation:

BananaA: wei you all know the route bo!! I dun wanna go back empty handed

ChinaMan: dun worry you won’t go back empty handed wan. If we can’t find ChinaGal, will you accept ChinaMan?

BananaA : HolyShit. I’m not gay motherfucker!!!

ChinaMan: okay okay… tonight it’s just for BananaA so we gonna call out the Best ChinaGal ( A class wan ) everyone need to contribute RM100 okay?

BananaC : WTF!!! Rm100 per-person? Total up Rm400? Where does this Rm400 goes to?

ChinaMan : Wei , A class man you thought cheap ka? Rm300 for ChinaGal, Rm90 for room rental and Rm10 for Condom

Banana B: walao!! Rm10 for Condom!! Good quality wan ka? Good quality no feel wan wor?

ChinaMan: Rm 400 is the package la…so condom have to buy there too. Just like you go sing K just now…the Beer they charge u Rm14 a bottle which the market price of the same beer cost around Rm6-7 ma

BananaC: okay okay….who ask me to be your friend.. but you dun go up for a few minutes liao you come down ahhh…I gonna peng you

BananaA: you thought my little Brother useless wan meh

Banana B: Make our money worth it!! And show you Man Power okay.

BananaA : sure la

This is the conversation that we had. And about the action taken? guess yourself

A China man and 4 Englishman

The story consist of these 5 friends , a chinese education boy + 4 banana boy(i'm one of them).We went to celebrate one of our friend's 22nd birthday. Hence they plan to give this birthday boy ( let name it Banana A ) a surprise lo...so we went to Sing K, at some ulu place in Bukit Mertajam. Have you all heard that BM have alot of budjeted Karaoek outlet?

Then as you know this budjeted outlet normally only subscribe chinese song more than english song and the outlet are very up to date ( chinese song nia ). So everytime this china man like to ajak us to go sing K. Then one day i ask him why you so like to ajak us to go along and sing K? you always sing mandarin song and we 4 sohai dunno mandarin ma... then he answer me with this holy answer " this is my point of bring you guys here la , to learn mandarin ma " LoL. So fucking dog he is... he just wanna take advantage on us because he can sing the whole 3 hours.. Niahma

So this time, one of my friend bring on his laptop to the Karaoek outlet... then the
china man said " WTF la you bring you laptop there "
Banana A said " I just wanna do my assignment there "
China Man said " walao i ajak you go learn mandarin, you go there do assignment "
Banana B said " good la , less 1 kaki to fight the mic with you "

When China Man was about to start singing,
Banana A said " give me the mic "
China Man said " WTF you now how to sing Mandarin song meh "
Banana A said " who said i dunno how to sing mandarin song , nowadays the technology is very advance lo and we 4bananas can start picking up mandarin song liao"
Banana C said " no more monopoly from you d "
China Man said " okay!!! fine let me see , to where you have learn you mandarin"

We manage to sing 3whole mandarin song and he was fuckingly surprise. WTF you 4bananas sohai keep staring at the laptop screen and not the TV screen!!!
LoL we bring on out secret weapon come d... we upload all the Pinyin inside so now we banana can sing mandarin song...no need so hard to memorize it all. LoL
After finish singing , we went for supper and there is another part of funny yet horny conversation between these 5malat lou ( next post )

I think i'll start doing this liao...bring my laptop to Red Box and sing in front of my Laptop screen like Metoto...LoL

Impossible Is Nothing

watch this advertisement video first... It's funny.



Do you all know the moral of the story behind his creative Nike Advert? In this video the old man , Albert the Kit Manager try out a shirt worn by C.Ronaldo and you know what happen to him? He can play like Ronaldinho!!! wtf la

It's just like you can swim like M.Phelps if you wear Arena swimsuit
or you can drive like M.Schumacher is you drive a Ferrari and in this Advert try to influence you old people or young people that wearing a Nike Football kit can make you play like a GOD.

What A Life!!

Ever since I graduated from high school , my life were quite messy and not me alone feeling like that some of my friends also have this kinda situation. I've consider morning as night and night as morning. WTF la!!! I use to sleep early in the morning...very early leh about 4-5am baru go to sleep... keng??

You must be asking wtf la you sleep so early!! doing assignment? or FYP? wrong wrong wrong!!! I've spend 1.5weeks of my holiday going social event( yamcha ) , watching dramas and play Dota AllDayAllNightLong. This special trend does not apply only for holiday but also during my study week and exam period but the motive of stay up is different( that time is in battle mode preparing for papers ) anyhow sleep late and wake up as late as 2-3pm is not a healthy stuff... and waking up wishing your parent good afternoon instead of good morning is a disrespectful attitude...

It have been the trend of youngster nowadays that they come out at night to wet and sleep in the morning? It's really not a good trend to follow...but i've using this kinda system(corrupted by virus) for a long time d...I think getting a new OS or reformat my old OS , can only give me a new Life.

~Live Life before Life Leave Your~

BTW, yesterday(1/12/2008) Government has issue out ASM ( Amanah Saham Malaysia )...then you should know what to do la...faster go to your nearest POST OFFICE to take the form and apply for it.The money you keep in ASM is better then FD you kept in BANK because the Interest Rate is higher then FD about 6-7%