From my last post, you all know that i have been to BM to sing K right? Do you all know why my friend choose BM instead of Penang (RedBox got LengLui ma) !! As Joanne was saying that BM karaoke outlet have alot of auntie and uncles visiting it. So why we 5malat lou give a damn to sing K in BM ( in BM we cannot cuci mata what )
Here is the story... Ohh that week was my friend's birthday week. His current status was temporary single without sex and he is very fucking pressure , desperate and have the urge to have sex. Since BM is so famous for it's China Girl so we just head to BM ( just like Euro Trip ). Then after done with singing we find a place to have supper + asking the route to China Girls Den.
So during supper we have this kinda conversation:
BananaA: wei you all know the route bo!! I dun wanna go back empty handed
ChinaMan: dun worry you won’t go back empty handed wan. If we can’t find ChinaGal, will you accept ChinaMan?
BananaA : HolyShit. I’m not gay motherfucker!!!
ChinaMan: okay okay… tonight it’s just for BananaA so we gonna call out the Best ChinaGal ( A class wan ) everyone need to contribute RM100 okay?
BananaC : WTF!!! Rm100 per-person? Total up Rm400? Where does this Rm400 goes to?
ChinaMan : Wei , A class man you thought cheap ka? Rm300 for ChinaGal, Rm90 for room rental and Rm10 for Condom
Banana B: walao!! Rm10 for Condom!! Good quality wan ka? Good quality no feel wan wor?
ChinaMan: Rm 400 is the package la…so condom have to buy there too. Just like you go sing K just now…the Beer they charge u Rm14 a bottle which the market price of the same beer cost around Rm6-7 ma
BananaC: okay okay….who ask me to be your friend.. but you dun go up for a few minutes liao you come down ahhh…I gonna peng you
BananaA: you thought my little Brother useless wan meh
Banana B: Make our money worth it!! And show you Man Power okay.
BananaA : sure la
This is the conversation that we had. And about the action taken? guess yourself
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