Dec 11, 2008

A China man and 4 Englishman

The story consist of these 5 friends , a chinese education boy + 4 banana boy(i'm one of them).We went to celebrate one of our friend's 22nd birthday. Hence they plan to give this birthday boy ( let name it Banana A ) a surprise lo...so we went to Sing K, at some ulu place in Bukit Mertajam. Have you all heard that BM have alot of budjeted Karaoek outlet?

Then as you know this budjeted outlet normally only subscribe chinese song more than english song and the outlet are very up to date ( chinese song nia ). So everytime this china man like to ajak us to go sing K. Then one day i ask him why you so like to ajak us to go along and sing K? you always sing mandarin song and we 4 sohai dunno mandarin ma... then he answer me with this holy answer " this is my point of bring you guys here la , to learn mandarin ma " LoL. So fucking dog he is... he just wanna take advantage on us because he can sing the whole 3 hours.. Niahma

So this time, one of my friend bring on his laptop to the Karaoek outlet... then the
china man said " WTF la you bring you laptop there "
Banana A said " I just wanna do my assignment there "
China Man said " walao i ajak you go learn mandarin, you go there do assignment "
Banana B said " good la , less 1 kaki to fight the mic with you "

When China Man was about to start singing,
Banana A said " give me the mic "
China Man said " WTF you now how to sing Mandarin song meh "
Banana A said " who said i dunno how to sing mandarin song , nowadays the technology is very advance lo and we 4bananas can start picking up mandarin song liao"
Banana C said " no more monopoly from you d "
China Man said " okay!!! fine let me see , to where you have learn you mandarin"

We manage to sing 3whole mandarin song and he was fuckingly surprise. WTF you 4bananas sohai keep staring at the laptop screen and not the TV screen!!!
LoL we bring on out secret weapon come d... we upload all the Pinyin inside so now we banana can sing mandarin song...no need so hard to memorize it all. LoL
After finish singing , we went for supper and there is another part of funny yet horny conversation between these 5malat lou ( next post )

I think i'll start doing this liao...bring my laptop to Red Box and sing in front of my Laptop screen like Metoto...LoL

4 comments:

yikoko said...

LOL.
great idea leh.
good good nx time bring along
so dat our dearly wei han have zero
excuse for rejecting us ad.

second part faster tell!!

She ジョaN said...

huh? meaning y'll sing songs from lappy wan instead???

Yup I knew all the while BM got alot this K lots. And banyak apeks and aunty visit.

kampung guy said...

i jz can laugh...haha...

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